You could rent a camper van and pretend to be comfy in a rolling shoebox…

Or you could roll up in Riggy Smalls: a 2017 Peterbilt 579 with a Coleman trailer mounted to the back, 500 gallons of water, a hot tub, Starlink internet, soft-serve ice machine, cotton candy machine, and an 85" TV hanging off the back like a mobile drive-in.

Your move.

Version Note – Photos are V1, You’ll Be Getting V2

The photos you see right now are of Riggy Smalls V1.

I’m currently upgrading and dialing everything in for Riggy Smalls V2, which is expected to be finished in early January.

Riggy Smalls V2 will include everything described in this listing, with updates, refinements, and small quality-of-life improvements.

As soon as V2 is complete, I’ll upload new photos so you can see the upgraded setup.

So if you’re booking for dates after Feburary, you’re booking Riggy Smalls V2 as described below.

Meet Riggy Smalls (V2)

This rig started life as a Peterbilt 579 sleeper, then got promoted to mobile party base:

Registered as an RV – no CDL required

Around 12 MPG (respectable for a rolling resort)

Overall length: about 25 feet – fits in most spots a camper van can

Coleman 13B trailer solidly mounted on the frame

Can tow basically anything you’re brave enough to hook up

Compact footprint, ridiculous feature list.

Stay Connected Anywhere – Starlink Onboard

Riggy Smalls V2 includes Starlink, so you can:

Work remote from the middle of nowhere

Stream movies and sports in HD

Game online at the campground

Keep kids (and adults) entertained when the weather doesn’t cooperate

You’re off-grid… but still online.

85" Outdoor Movie/Game Night

Mounted on the back is an 85-inch TV, turning your campsite into a mini theater:

Perfect for:

Movie nights under the stars

Game day watch parties

Hooking up a console for campground game night

Riggy Smalls = your own rolling drive-in.

Two Sleeping Zones (Truck + Trailer)

The sleeper and the trailer are separate, with an air gap between them:

Truck sleeper: Sleeps 3

Coleman trailer: Sleeps 5

Total: Up to 8 people in two distinct sleeping areas

Great for:

Early risers vs night owls

Adults in one area, kids in the other

People who like being together but also appreciate some space

500 Gallons of Water + Hot Tub

Most RVs: “Please take a 10-second shower.”
Riggy Smalls V2: “We brought 500 gallons. Relax.”

Includes a large inflatable hot tub

Real showers without rationing

Plenty of water for a full crew to bathe, cook, and soak

Real Toilet + Bidet

No flimsy plastic throne here:

Real household toilet

Bidet attachment – yes, in a Peterbilt

Once you’ve used it, campground bathhouses feel like a step back in time.

Dessert Mode: Soft Serve & Cotton Candy

Onboard sweet gear:

Soft-serve ice cream machine

Cotton candy machine

Instantly become:

The hero of the campground

Tailgate MVP

The person everyone “just stops by” to visit

I’ll show you how to run both so they make treats, not sugar concrete.

Why This Obliterates a Camper Van

Camper vans:

Feel like sleeping in a metal coffin

10-second “coffin showers” where you elbow every wall

Everyone packed into one tiny space and usually weak/no Wi-Fi

Riggy Smalls V2:

Only 25 feet long, so it fits almost anywhere a camper van can

But instead of shoebox vibes, you get a semi cab + full trailer

500 gallons of water, hot tub, real toilet + bidet

Two separate sleeping areas, Starlink, 85" outdoor TV, soft serve, cotton candy

This isn’t #vanlife. This is Riggy Smalls life.

Driving & Tow Power

Big, comfy Peterbilt cab with a commanding view

Short enough to be manageable for folks used to towing or driving larger vehicles

Built to tow boats, toy haulers, or extra trailers if needed

All the trucker cool, none of the CDL exam stress.

Perfect For:

Guys’ trips, hunting camp, or fishing HQ

Race weekends and tailgates

“Work from anywhere” trips (thanks, Starlink)

Family trips where you want space + entertainment on-site

Festivals where you want to be the unofficial main stage

What I’ll Walk You Through

Before you roll out in Riggy Smalls V2, I’ll give you a quick, simple orientation:

How to drive & park the rig

Hookups, power, and the 500-gallon water system

Setting up and using the hot tub

Running Starlink, the 85" TV, soft-serve, and cotton candy

Basic towing tips if you’re pulling extra toys

House Rules

No CDL needed, but you must be comfortable driving a large vehicle

No smoking inside

Pets considered – message me with details

No roof-to-hot-tub stunt jumps

Return it in solid shape – adventure dust is fine, disaster movie is not

Photo Note:
Right now, the photos show Riggy Smalls V1. As soon as Riggy Smalls V2 is finished in early January, I’ll upload new updated pictures so you can see the final upgraded setup.

In the meantime, if you have any questions about what’s changing or what’s included, just shoot me a message!