🐶 FOR SALE (Reluctantly): Oakley’s Adventure Van
Sniffed, approved, and road-tested across America

Hi. I’m Oakley.�I’m a Border Collie.�I like long runs, chasing sticks, sleeping upside down, and sticking my nose out the window at 70 mph.
This van?�This van has been my home base for the best adventures of my life.
We’ve taken it to the mountains all over, including some sketchy jeep roads in the San Juans, and up and down the East Coast—camping, chasing trails, and traveling to running races and horse events everywhere humans like to compete and dogs like me like to supervise. I’ve watched sunrises from trailheads, sunsets from campsites, and waited patiently while my humans ran way too far.
Now they say they want to buy a house, so they’re letting me help find this van its next pack. 🐕

🚐 The Adventure Machine
2006 Sportsmobile RB13�Ford E-350 Super Duty�Bulletproofed 6.0L V8 Turbo Diesel (I trust it with my life)�210,000 miles�Quigley 4x4 (very important for muddy paws)�Agile RIP kit + Fox Shocks (smooth even when humans choose “interesting” roads)�10,000 lb hitch (new 2020)

🏕️ Things I Personally Appreciate
• Fiamma UL300 Awning + full room/tent, new 2021 (Excellent shade naps)�
• Front & rear winches, new 2021�Front-mounted in Aluminess bumper + removable rear winch attached to hitch�(Humans like them. I like that they mean we don’t get stuck.)
• Front & rear Aluminess bumpers with rear swing-outs (rear swing out is where we always keep our cooler)
• BFG KO2 tires + spare
• Yakima track system with crossbars on the pop-top
• Hi Lift Jack + mount, new 2021
• Backup camera (helps humans avoid things… like trees)

⚡ Power, Tunes & Staying Cool
• Xantrex Freedom Inverter/Charger, new 2021
• Cummins Generator - Onan P4500i, remote start, new 2021
• Pioneer radio, new 2021 (I tolerate their music)
• Starcool III house A/C (10/10 would nap again)

🛌 Inside (Where the Good Naps Happen)
• Manual pop-top
• No leaks
• Fiberglass in great shape
• Seal replaced 2024
• Canvas in good condition (two small screen tears—probably not my fault)
• Rear dinette / bench seats convert to a second bed (Prime sleeping spot)
• Refrigerator (sometimes contains cheese)
• Water system – 20 gal fresh; 15 gal grey
• Underfloor/basement rear storage (so many smells)

🌎 Where This Van Has Been
📍 Mountain trailheads
📍 Silverton, CO (Hardrock 100…because apparently humans don’t know when to stop)�📍 Zion�📍 East Coast beaches, forests, and race venues�📍 Campsites near running races & horse events�📍 Anywhere humans say “this road looks fine”
It has been loved, maintained, and upgraded thoughtfully, because my humans are particular—and because I insist on comfort.

🐾 Final Notes from Oakley
I’m sad to see it go.�But I’m excited for the next dog (or human) who gets to stick their nose out the window and say, “Where to next?”

📸 Photos included from adventures all over the country.�📩 Message my humans with questions or to come meet the van.

Approved by: Oakley 🐕�Chief Adventure Dog & Full-Time Copilot